bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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