There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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