is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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