Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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