shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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