I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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