keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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