Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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