i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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