I got chris browned last night
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
