Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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