Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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