I'm drive I can fine osifer
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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