He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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