Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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