I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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