I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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