Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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