Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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