if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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