Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I am one with the molecules
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