They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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