Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
