Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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