Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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