They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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