She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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