Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
