I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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