According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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