I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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