ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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