my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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