The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I didn't shave. On purpose
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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