just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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