yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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