I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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