he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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