normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I have feelings that need drinking.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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