I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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