just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
this boner is exhausting
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
either way he was missing a nipple.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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