On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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