thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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