you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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