he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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