My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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