Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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