I wanna passion pit in your ass
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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