Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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