even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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