How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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