How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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