But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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