You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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