Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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