I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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