why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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