PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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