but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize
