Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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